I kept losing all my health and got last place almost every time but it never felt like a fair loss. But then the final track is this disgusting, confusing behemoth of a mess with parts that I cannot tell at all how you're supposed to get through them efficiently and a terribly frustrating balance between damaging drops and health items. All in all probably two of the easiest tracks to me in this game. They aren't much better than the other tracks in terms of design but I was able to get a pretty consistent first place one them pretty quickly. The final cup for example, the Beach Cup, starts with two relatively easy tracks. I also don't feel like there is a proper rising difficulty through the four cups. The game just looks and feels really ugly. Pretty much every track has big drops that damage you which you cannot avoid but health items are often pretty sparse or so small that you can't even see them through the speedy mess while desperately trying to stay on track. There is also this damage system where you get slower the more damage you take but it's balanced so badly that it's just annoying. It all just adds to the confusion and overall noise. I never really have the feeling what I'm using here is very effective. None of them feel very satisfying or consistent either. Since the characters move rather quickly and are mostly pretty small it gets really easy to lose sight over things.Ī lot of the items are shallow copies of what most people are familiar with from Mario Kart games and some I could never figure out what they were actually supposed to do. It's easy to fall off and you're gonna be bouncing against walls a lot. A lot of the tracks is really narrow and very winding. The track designs are complete dogshit and the wonky controls make it a chore to get through them. And just like you would expect from a concept like this the game sure delivers quality entertainment.Ĭrazy Frog Arcade Racer is probably the most uncomfortable experience I had with a racing game. It's a racing game based on the characters from music videos based on a ringtone based on someone impersonating their motorcycle for a friend. It's crazy to me that this game even exists. So, I picked it up today to just give it a quick second try to see how long it would take me to finish all tracks and it turned into 2hrs of suffering. It's not very long after all: The main game consists of only four cups each made out of three tracks. I didn't plan on returning to this but something about it didn't let me go.
I briefly looked at this game out of curiosity last month and after around 30 to 45 minutes I got so nauseous that I had to stop.
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